Jaqueline the Giant-Killer

When I arrived home this afternoon I found several of the house flies in the study window, and I've been swatting for about a half-hour now. My plan is to write for about twenty minutes while they reproduce, and then kill more.

Very painless, fun day. E and I were supposed to study Algebra, but instead talked for about three hours. He critiqued my entire match.com experience, from my profile to my attitude to my photos, and came up with some plithy insights. Good advice, actually, but I probably won't be brave enough to take it. If I had any sense at all I'd hire him as my date coach.

I have needed this for such a long time. I needed to laugh like this, and heaven knows I needed some fresh insight.

Tonight's plans are to go check Mom's house (she's traveling and thinks she left her window open) and buy some acrylic paint for the mural I'm hoping to put in the bedroom this weekend. If it works I might expand the concept, and place a mural over the bathtub as well.