Dietary Fate

Trying to 1) waste time and 2) distract myself from this boringly healthy meal I'm eating. I decided, based on motivations I don't understand, to see what kind of crap people have written about diets and horoscopes. This is what they said about me:

Sagittarius is the sign of big dreams, expansion, and living large, and people with planets in Sagittarius (Aquarian Oprah Winfrey has her moon there) literally hunger for adventure and knowledge. When that need is not met, a fine thin-crusted pizza will do, thank you very much.

Damn, that's funny. I'll bet the same can be said of other people with different signs, too.

Must actually work, and quit surfing!!