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Supposed to go to a Halloween party tonight, but I really want to sit at home and sulk, which is why I must go to the party anyway. I spend too much time sulking and not enough time enjoying myself. Now all I have to do is avoid sulking at the party.

I'm about to go sulk in the shower while my hair gets purple highlights.

I want to flirt tonight, but I've forgotten how. And who would want to flirt with me, anyway?

(later)

I'm not going. I have wonderful lilac-highlighted hair, and I'm going to stay home and be blue all by myself. If I go out in public I'll drink and I'll cry s0 I'll stay home and let the party be happy without me.